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WHAT YOU WANT TO DO:
WHAT YOU ACTUALLY DO:
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Spent all afternoon with some friends and just chilling in the sun. The lads bought an FHM magazine with the top 100 sexiest women in it. We all had to choose one woman who was our favourite.
The classics came up like Mila Kunis, Pixie Lott and Scarlett Johansson.
My female friend picked Kim Kardashian. (Seriously? I thought she had taste…)
I had a dilemma. Dianna Agron or Naya Rivera? I went with Naya. Toughest decision I’ve ever made!
my favorite thing about tumblr is you can have a really meaningful and personally significant post followed immediately by a post about butts and no one questions it or finds it unusual
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Woman: Oh, it’s miserable out there!
Me: Yeah, it certainly puts a dampener on your day…

That was my genuine reaction to my own joke.
I always say “I don’t do children.”
I die a little inside when someone replies with “I’d hope not!”
Always lowering the tone. That and I can’t believe I didn’t see the joke before I said it.
(Source: nosdrinker, via toocooltobehipster)